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9:44 am
March 1, 2018
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Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:
Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..
...just five more minutes.
9:45 am
March 1, 2018
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This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
9:45 am
March 1, 2018
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
10:45 am
Good stuff.
Here is a dumb joke I thought of. I'm not really good at quick jokes. I'll need more practice.
What do compliments and STD's have in common?
I get them a lot.
8:27 am
November 23, 2016
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ok, this is pretty cool, I'll give it a try
what has wheels and is green? grass, I was joking about the wheels.
3:54 pm
Isaiah said
ok, this is pretty cool, I'll give it a trywhat has wheels and is green? grass, I was joking about the wheels.
Very random. But that's what makes it funny. 😀
9:36 am
March 1, 2018
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How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?
"Why does it have to be a group activity?!"
9:37 am
March 1, 2018
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Is it OK to hate certain races?
Try as I may, I just can't get myself to like the 200 meter dash.
9:40 am
March 1, 2018
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence...
often goes undetected.
10:51 am
March 1, 2018
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My Wife just accused me of hating her side of the family and relatives.
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
10:53 am
March 1, 2018
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Why doesn't Marvel advertise on Hulk?
He is basically a giant Banner.
10:54 am
March 1, 2018
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
Ten.
10:13 am
March 1, 2018
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Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by police gunfire, his last words to them were:
"I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Medellín kids."
10:14 am
March 1, 2018
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Husband: Your cooking is horrible despite watching all the cooking shows.
Wife: You watch porn but do I complain?
10:15 am
March 1, 2018
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Do you know about the Roman emperor who had epilepsy?
It was Julius Seizure.
10:59 pm
March 1, 2018
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If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on..
I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"
11:04 pm
March 1, 2018
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How do you make an old lady say "Fuck"?
Get another old lady to yell "Bingo!"
11:06 pm
March 1, 2018
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Hey Prof, what can I do to improve my grade?
Prof: um... it's May
Me: LOL, sorry, what MAY I do to improve my grade?
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