Vortex00 updated for version v16
[1] About this game
[2] Basic game controls
[3] Unlocking hentai
[4] Affluently Ineffective (v12+)
[5] Savor the Moment (v15+)
[1] About this game
This game is a 2D first person hentai game where players play as the busty pig tailed Maiko Umiya. During the game, while living her normal life, Maiko unknowingly trains herself to survive a fight that previously killed her in the future according to some mysterious time travelers. This game is not meant to be super serious or realistic. A lot of things in the game are intentionally comical or exaggerated.
[2] Basic game controls
This game is designed to be played with a mouse and keyboard.
each activity Maiko does consumes a task. The day is divided into 8 tasks. After all the tasks for the day are depleted Maiko will need to sleep. You can check hoe many tasks are remaining in the current day on Maiko’s tablet, by pressing Q and viewing the circle top right corner. You can also see the physical number when clicking the status icon.
During the game, Maiko will gain stress from activities and encounters that can prevent her from doing certain activities. Discover several ways in the game to loose stress. some ways are showering and eating.
[3] Unlocking Hentai
Pleasure Service scenes
Rewards: Money, Sex Experience
To view hentai pleasure service scenes and hentai minigames in the cafe, Maiko (the player) will need to first get Pleasure Clients (P. Clients) from working at the cafe. Maiko can work at the cafe by pressing coffee cup symbol in the cafe. Please view in in game cafe minigame tutorial by pressing Q on the keyboard and clicking the tutorial icon, the Cafe Tutorial.
Maiko will not be able to get pleasure clients from the minigame until the cafe is at lvl 2. Win the cafe minigame to level up the cafe. You can see when the cafe reaches lvl 2 on Maiko’s tablet by pressing Q then the Cafe icon.
After reaching lvl 2 cafe, Maiko can begin to gain pleasure clients for the day. During the minigame after getting a correct match there is a chance a prompt will pop up saying “Looks like someone is eager to chat!”. You can then press the send friend button to flirt with customers. When the friend gets back Maiko will have gained a pleasure client. The friend takes 2 match attempts to get back. so if you want yo can miss on purpose to make sure your friend gets back before completing the minigame. If you friend done not get back before the minigame completes you will lose that client. You can send the friend to flirt multiple times in one minigame session. You can track how many clients Maiko has on her tablet, by pressing Q then the Cafe icon.
After Maiko has clients, she or her active friend standing in view can do the pleasure service minigame. Each minigame removes 1 client. When Maiko sleeps the number of pleasure clients rests to zero so you need to perform the pleasure service the same day you get them.
Please view the in game tutorial to learn how to play the pleasure service minigame.
Special Pleasure Service scenes
To view the special service scene for each girl working at the cafe, that girl need to have over 100 Sex Experience and perform the Pleasure Service with only one client remaining.
Socialize Pleasure Service scenes
There is a chance with entering the cafe the socialize scene will induce a heart button. This leads to hentai animation related to the dialogue mentioned in the socialize scene.
Boxing Minigame scenes
Play the boxing minigame and level up to advanced. Maiko will be at advanced after she has 15 or more melee skill. You can view Maiko’s melee skill on her tablet by pressing Q the clicking the Status icon. Please view in the in game control prior to starting hr boxing minigame.
Maiko X David- Lose to David in boxing and click the check button
Jeni X David- Lose to David in boxing and click the X button
Maiko X Joriy – Beat Joiry in boxing (accepting this scene will prevent Maiko from seeing the Luma scene at the end of the Female Rivalries main quest.)
Maiko will probably need more than 15 melee to have easy time beating Joiry, so be sure to level her melee up by boxing advanced students, and her fitness by swimming.
If you are having trouble fighting be sure to use Maiko’s hairpin by pressing S on the keyboard.
David and Joriy both appear in the boxing club randomly when entering. So if they are not there then leave and re-enter. You can’t box them if Luma is present.
Guitar Minigame scene
The Guitar minigame is a timing minigame where Maiko needs to strum the notes at correct times, as indicated by the bar moving across the bottom of the screen over the notes.
Press down or spacebar as the bar touches the note. If you are having trouble be sure to use Maiko’s hairpin by pressing S on the keyboard. Begin the game by pressing the Loop1 or Full Song button.
Maiko X Greel – Have only Greel be present in the club room and click the dialogue bubble while having a score of 100% or more on Loop1 for Full Song version of the song.
Pool scene
Before Maiko can swim she will have to get a health checkup.
Maiko x Mika – Go to the pool and attempt to swim.
Classroom scene
Please view the chalkboard on the Tom minigame to learn how to complete the classroom minigame.
Maiko x Tom – Get less than all question checked on Toms test. You can quickly do this by entering the test and pressing the forward time button.
Sentinel Battle Minigame
Maiko tease – Lose a sentinel battle with no upgrades added to the sentinel.
Opening scenes
Sixxe x Annie – There are two animations between Sixxe and Annie in the opening scene in the game.
Female Rivalries scenes
all of these require Maiko get a gold medal in swimming, complete all tests, and beat Jeni in boxing. When requirements are met an additional dialogue popup will appear in the cafe.
Luma x Group – Select Luma during the cafe dialogue scene. ( Selecting this scene prevents the Maiko X Joriy boxing scene)
Holly x Group – Select Holly during the cafe dialogue scene
Nighttime Menace scene
Maiko X David – go to the park area at night (50% chance spawn) and lose the fight against David
Yuri scene
Maiko X Pattie – Maiko stress over 20 and eat food at the cafe. Agree to let Pattie follow Maiko. Pattie has H scenes added to Maiko’s room and alters the shower animation. Pattie will not be present if Riley is there.
Nurse Pleasure Service scenes
There is a chance with entering the cafe the socialize scene will induce a heart button. This leads to hentai animation related to the dialogue mentioned in the socialize scene.
Nurse Futa scene
Enter the Nurse office from the main school hallway and click the condom button.
[4] Affluently Ineffective
These steps describe the steps to complete the Affluently Ineffective quest.
(Maiko first needs to have over 15 in Melee stat to begin this quest)
1. go to the mall
2. go to the school
3. sleep for 2 days
4. go to the mall
5. sleep for 1 day
6. go to the mall
7. go to the cafe
8. go to the mall
9. go to girls locker room
10. sleep for 1 day
11. go to the mall
12. go to the classroom
13. go to the cafe
14. sleep 1 day
15. go to the cafe
16. go to the mall (from the park)
17. go to the mall *
* – this part may not be present based on your decisions.
[5] Savor the Moment
These steps describe the steps to complete the Savor the Moment quest.
1. go to school main hallway
2. enter photo club
(you can now optionally access Kyles photo collection on Maiko’s tablet)
3. go to book store at the mall
4. go back to photo club and click the dialogue button in the club
(note Maiko also gets 10k here. if you want to turn-off the pregnancy stuff it costs 7k in the nurse office)
5. sleep for 2 days, or do other stuff for 2 days
6. go to the locker room
(to quickly reduce stress here you can play with pattie and cum in Maiko’s room, later on you will not be able to continue any quests with stress over 20, Pattie will not be present if Riley is there.)
7. go back to photo club and click the dialogue button in the club
8. sleep for a day
9. go to the locker room
10. go back to photo club and click the dialogue button in the club
(here you chan make a choice we will chose replace savori then Report albert to see all the scenes, you can decide later but you need to decide within 2 days)
11. pick replace savori *
12. wait till night and go to the book store *
(you can pass time in Maiko’s room or by doing activities)
13. pick report albert
14. sleep for 2 days
15. exit from Maiko’s room
16. enter photo club
17. sleep 2 days
18. exit from Maiko’s room
(savori will get a letter from her dad signaling the end of the quest)
game over scene
11. pick decided later at any point*
12. wait 2 days *
13. exit from Maiko’s room *
* – these parts are optional and are not required to comple the quest.
About Author
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I don’t get how to play the h game, i cannot guess a number and i don’t find the logic, could you explain
Why can’t I see this scene?
Jeni X David- Lose to David in boxing and click the X button
you are probably trying to view something in 16. I will post it early next month. But if you like the game please support the patreon if you are able to.
thanks!
this game is really great
sorry if im a bit slow but how do i get medals for swimming? everytime i swim they dont give me a medal whatsoever
You need to have fast score. Make sure you are kicking off the wall at the end by pressing Z.
What photo do you need when Kyle is alone in the photo room and Pattie asks “I have a buyer who wants something in tight clothes”
nvm i got it
Spoted a typo.
Last sentence:
Holly x Group – Select Luma during the cafe dialogue scene
should have been:
Holly x Group – Select Holly during the cafe dialogue scene
Thanks~
this seems to be awesome cant wait to play it ^^
Should be fun, need to test some things bit then should be good to go.
Hope all this is included in the upcoming public version. 🙂
A bit more than this actually heh
Will we see the next public version before July? xD
before July unlikely. During July is more likely.
Everything looking good, I really like this, keep it up the good work!
Many thanks~
Just curious but, will Umichan Maiko Classroom Havoc have the same feature from the previous game where you could get a boy to follow you to the forest, beach, shower or bedroom and have sex with them?
Will it ever have it? I can’t say for sure one way or another. It is not currently on my list of stuff to add. Things in UMCH are implemented different from UMCC, and for the most part the random sandbox sex doesn’t blend well with what I am trying to do here in UMCH.
For example say a male character is trying to start dating/fucking a female character they like in the story. It doesn’t make sense if that male character is regularly fucking Maiko and spending all this time following her around everywhere.
There is some outdoor sex scenes currently in the game, but just not with random characters.
Perhaps someday with some time and patience, we can have a sandbox mode separate from the main scripted story mode; it would simulate quite like UMCC. I think a lot of people enjoyed the sandbox, slice of life ‘you are a high school girl Maiko, what kind of crazy antics can you get into?’ adult game and I think there’s value in considering it whilst you put those features on the back burner. ;P
I won’t lie, I always have a soft spot for UMCC aka “Maiko’s reverse harem simulator”. I would be nice to have those features brought into UMCH but most likely he’ll just go and make another game.
yeah with Maiko I’m trying to tell a specific story for some events that I plan for later on. A sandbox really wrecks that effort because it becomes the focus and destroys any sense I tried to make with character personalities. Ultimately I’m trying to write story, not make a sandbox. However having said that, as I mentioned one or twice in the past. Maiko might not be the only playable character later on. But I’ll talk more on that later.
I would like to know if the cafe scenes will also have the blowjob, paizuri and handjob services like in UMCC, or have they been completely replaced with the unique scenes?
Also, will every girl be able to work at the cafe? I do realize that you have answered a similar question (Will every guy follow Maiko around), but it is something I’ve been wanting to know for some time.
Thanks
The double handjob will make a return but possibly not in the cafe. The art is already complete for it. Maiko paizuri is already in the cafe, even in the current public demo v6a. Maiko has blowjob animation for other scenes, and pattie has a blowjob scene in the cafe. will all these be services in the cafe? unlikely. But they are in the game. Not sure why it has to be in the cafe? there will be other places not in UMCC along with stuff not in UMCC like female gloryhole and other stuff.
It’s pretty safe to assume every girl will not work at the cafe. For various plot reasons I think the girls I have there currently are the only ones that would work there, aside from maybe Roise and maybe there is an argument for Amber. Luma’s sister Stacy and possibly more will be added to the cafe later. Also during the game you will learn why each character works there. You should also be able to deduce why a certain character is not there based on their personality and/or current other activities they are engaged in.
Deliah is always asking me if I’m working in the cafe today and says she hopes not because then the boys have to come to her…does she work there? She certainly seems the type…
She doesn’t seem to even have any socialization scenes there either. I only recently started playing UMCH though, so I don’t know how long she’s been in the game, but I suspect she’s a recent character. I’d love to see more of her, and the other petite girls…and more shota scenes for that matter. Maybe the shota body could be added to whatever algorithm decides what clients you get in the standard pleasure service minigame?
I do love how you’ve tied UMCH into ARIA…especially since that was the game which really got me hooked on your work.
Thanks, Deliah is new yeah. She has a few scenes in the main hallway, cafe and and boxing area. All the games I made are all tied together, expect for vandread lover quest.
Love it so far! I can’t seem to get the Affluently Ineffective Quest to start though…. :\
Affluently Ineffective is on v12, the public version is v11
if you have v12 Maiko need to have 15 melee to start.
v12 will be public after I finish Savor the Moment quest
Ohh, alright. Thank you. 🙂
Hey i need help i downloaded it but all im getting is a white screen
you need to explain the steps you are doing to try the game in detail
some things you can try is to make sure the game is unzipped.
and if you are usign the flash player you need to drag the umch3.swf file into the white space.
is maiko x pattie added yet?
not yet, all the hentai currently in game is in the walkthrough
http://spiralvortexplay.com/svp/2016/06/29/umichan-maiko-classroom-havoc-walkthrough/
updated~
Hi. How to get to the club?
if you mean photo club it is the camera button in the main hallway. need to be playing v15+
I have two questions
Does the requirement to enter the photography club shall be equal that in UMCC or simply Maiko will already be in the club?
Are you going to add more clubs? (like sex club, the cheerleaders, etc. as in UMCC)
Thanks for the questions
A dialogue scene happens when entering a club area and maiko joins that club automatically after the scene is finished. it is same as the music, boxing and swim clubs currently in the game.
sex club will be added later. cheering I kind of want to add but not sure how I will implement it. many people were a bit confused with the mechanics from UMCC.
Thanks for the reply
You could make a game of memory where using a button or a key that represents a pose you can keep pace with the cheerleaders after seeing them
Something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmsRkOkfTpU
It is only an idea, simple but fun
I think this is a clearer example of what i mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYGJ0TRWdRM
Many thanks this might work, i also had a concern for first person. unlike UMCC all the minigames in UMCH I’m trying to make first person.
v16 updated
The new version is out now? and if so where?
will be soon on on patreon $5+ tier.
public will be later. probably after David quest is done.
okay so David quest going be on the v17 update?
that is the current plan yes
im on the pateron website and im a 20$ supporter and its not working?
Might be bug on the page I’ll check in a bit
kay thanks
working now ?
oh yeah looks great
Broken mega link 🙁
try now
HELP! The hex agent is stressing me out! What should I do?!?!
use hairpin primarily, also block looking down, build up more stats if you need. he is way harder than Jeni as I’m sure you many have noticed heh.
But now you just throw a curveball at me and now there’s another hex agent that drains my health! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
Hairpin pretty much nullifies health drain cause you’ll be draining his health too. Hit ‘S’ to do that. Swimming increases max health as well.
and when will the 17 version?
The game is updated monthly
Friend could tell me if they can return to see the scenes with the children once you go to releasing them?
Hi what scene are you talking about?
some scenes can be unlocked in the tablet. the other stuff you can see again by saving a code before it happens.
Im not sure if this is a bug, but if you have been impregnated and then do the music mini in the latest public version even with a score of 100% the h-scene doesn’t continue
Thanks I will check it
Is there somewhere where I can like look at what certain icons and stuff do? More specially stuff in the nurse room, and the Publishing club. I don’t even know what I can do there, and there is a camera button that switches through pictures in the tablet, but sometimes they switch on it’s own to maiko like one time all of a sudden it was her naked in the tub and it surprised me. Care to explain this stuff pretty please? Also, can you like take pictures or something because if you can, I don’t know how.
Also also, when Maiko studies, the dialogue box doesn’t have any text in it and I cannot socialize in the cafe. Don’t know if that’s a bug or not. Does it have anything to do with “socialize amount” in the config? I don’t even know what that does either…
Hey Ii’d also like to know what that heart meter is as well on the tablet.
Yeah I don’t have a key for the icons yet since it will be something else I will need to keep updating. Better for me to have it perhaps after the game is out of alpha.
for the nurse office the bottles represent stat boosters for the. boxing is glove, clock is swim just like to start those minigames. they will boost stats gain in that stat for the est of the day. The condom you can ignore for now. currently it just triggers a sex scene. The needle will prevent Maiko from getting the pill status and becoming pregnant. which leads to a game over.
You can’t manually take pictures. the background pic on the tablet changes based on actives Maiko just did, including taking a shower.
the blank dialogue for studying will be fixed in v18+
socialize amount it the percent chance when you enter a socialize area a dialogue scene will appear.
this if for entering the cafe, pool, classroom and pool areas.
for the hear meter on tablet, Certain things Maiko does in the game consume a stock of time. there are 8 times slots in each game day. the meter keeps track of how much time/stock you have left in that day. when you have not time left maiko will not do most things until she sleeps.
Thank you so much for responding and elaborating! That clears everything up. Sadly (on my part), I can only offer moral support for your game. The story is very interesting and the characters are really unique and have intriguing personalities! Keep up the amazing work dude!
I’m not so clear on the new David scene, is this after finishing the David boxing quest?
Haven’t hit the new Kyle scene at the cafe, is there a requirement for that?
Kyle scene is random to find.
David scene is after triggering the Dizzy scene.
Is the new kyle scene just him getting punched when he cops a feel of jeni, or is there more to it that just needs a requirement met first?
That is all of that scene heh
I thought as much haha, but I wanted to be sure :D. Perhaps one day for poor kyle.
What are the plans for the rhythmic gymnastics mini-game? As far as I can tell it doesn’t do anything right now?
Well, aside from the nip slip picture I mean, but it’s a lot of work for one nipple. XD
Not sure if the icon shows but it gives you a buff that makes leveling melee or stamina easier on the next gain for that day. like x10 or so. I made ti for people who don’t want to keep doing melee or swimming mini-games over and over.
I can’t work in the cafe, every time I try, maiko says: my hair is mess right now
what I have to do??
click at the top of the screen, or on her tablet settings click auto-fix hair.
thanks 🙂
Who can I trigger the Dizzy x David scene/ event ? So I van get Holly x Jeni x David scene.
leave maiko’s house at night when she is alone.
for example you can’t have pattie in maiko’s house.
it is 50% chance spawn for david to appear you need to beat him in the fight.
then leave that area and come back to it.
Thx alot keep up the good work.
Update the walkthrough in v20
how do I swim?
move mouse up and down. all the way up and all the way down back and fourth.
Hey, I just finished the ribbon mini-game thing, and a light-bulb appears at the bottom of the screen.
What does that do?
It gives you a lot more stats when completing the Boxing or Swimming minigame. it is designed to level up Maiko faster.
how do you beat the guard? he shoots me every time
He is a lot stronger than Jeni as I’m sure you noticed. You might need to get more stats for Maiko. also use the hairpin (S on keyboard) and low block the shots if needed. you can also chain stun him. lots of stuff to do.
Ctrl+f “Lynn” 0 results
I created an account just to say how disappointed I am. Hopefully yuri with her is added before v1.0.
@John
Try to read more than just the UMCH thread. There are a few characters who won’t have any sort of sex in THAT game, but some of them will get some in other games. I’ll let you search the site to see whether or not Lynn is one of them.
as Vld mentioned there are Lynn sex scenes in other games. There is just not enough build up for it here.
Will you allow people to upload videos of the game to public websites for people to see if they are unable to play it themselves.
it’s a broad question. it depends on what is shown. Because I already have videos of the game uploaded to public sites.
Wouldn’t be there any scenes with Riley like Yuri or H? I wonder…
there will be in other games such as The Rookie
why don’t have sound in H screen
What happens when you pass through mrs.Alma ginastic test?
the gives you a temporary boost. the next time to do the swim, boxing, or cafe minigames on that day, you will gain 10x the amount of stats from it.
What happens when you finish the guards? Furhther Development?
The game will end there. I will make more games after that.
Why is there no sound?
sound will be added in the next update.
Why does Sentinel shoot?
fired Bullets
you need to equip the blue modules before the fight, and have the blue color active in the fight.
because it’s so hard to get into the minigame of the cafe every time I get it “my hair is mess right now I need to fix it before I start working” I rarely get into that minegame
If you open the Tablet and click Config, you should see Auto-Hair-Fix.
Turn that on and you won’t have to fix it before playing the minigame.
thank you . more other doubt I was seeing the images there I saw a scene of win friends in the bathroom as and already has this option to unlock the bathroom or will leave in the next updates if I had available please can you give me any tips why I will play this game from top to bottom and I could not find this scene to unlock the bathroom
The bathroom is only used for an introduction scene. When the main character gets her uniform.
The Cafe minigame gives you money and as you play it more, you will unlock the option for the girls to Flirt with customers which will unlock the Sex minigame.
When you play as a girl in the Sex minigame, she will become better at it and it will be easier to succeed.
In the game, you can find missions, unlock dialogue and hentai scenes.
You will find these when visiting different areas as each day passes.
I hope this helps. Vortex00 will know more but I can try to answer any questions.
Thanks for answering, this is correct. The bathroom is jsut to give some context that they don’t get changed right in the middle of the cafe. Plus people seemed to like that scene from the chapter version of Female Rivalries version.
Need help ,i update UMCH v.3 from Forum LoK and i got troubel in music classroom ,need obtain the guitar ,where i got that ? Sorry my English language is bad
Complete the “Affluently Ineffective” quest to get the guitar.
i need a help the game not openning :(, no in google and in the download
see if this video helps
http://spiralvortexplay.com/svp/2015/03/28/how-to-download-unzip-and-play-swf-files/
if that doesn’t work for you try using a flash(swf) player
https://mega.nz/#!8cYBzLpB!4ljCxg7s1JZ7iIp-4OZOeSrpBmlv9ww4x8z3s9ce3Y8
I’ve been trying to unlock Joiry’s scene, but somehow I can’t.
On my save, Maiko has 202 melee and 605 fitness, more than enough to beat him
And to mention that I can click the “End Game” button already
Everytime I beat him, the dialogue leads to a “Later” button and nothing else. :c
Try to enter in the boxing gym a lot of times. If you beat the opponents in the right order, you can fight with him, i suppose.
you can’t get him if you picked Luma at the female rivalries quest. would have to have done it before.
Thanks for the reply. <3
I must say I am disappointed in the lack of features that were in UMCC, like the ability to take photos whenever you want, and the ability to become friends with anyone and have them join you around, and the ability to go in the locker room shower etc etc.
I assume yo mean UMCH? Sorry about that though. I really wasn’t looking to make that much of a sandbox here. I had a lot if issues with the UMCC sandbox. So much so that I didn’t want to even work on the game anymore.